Last time I went to the mall was literally 3 days ago because I was shopping the day before Christmas. Not because I’m a last minute shopper, I got that done the week after Halloween. But because I had a sixth sense about a possible red-light special at DSW and I was TOTALLY right. A pair of Christian Louboutins’ and at 80% off. STFU in your face.
P.S. Be careful not to trip on the escalator.

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